synecdoche:

I studied a lot in school. I studied hard in high school and at Harvard and in law school. My IQ doesn’t break the bank and I wanted to do this so I studied all the time. And I missed something or it’s like I skipped a year ‘cause I never learned what you do after you think you like somebody — what you can do next. And everybody did learn. A lot of other people, anyway. 

really wish Sorkin would stop making me fall in love with dudes that aren’t real. 

SO TRUE.